“What did you get done this week?”

President Trump complies to Musk's order

February 22, 2025

From the desk of DOGE and @elonmusk

“Consistent with President @realDonaldTrump’s instructions, all federal employees will shortly receive an email requesting to understand what they got done last week. Failure to respond will be taken as a resignation.

“Please reply to this email with approx. 5 bullets of what you accomplished last week and cc your manager. Please do not send any classified information, links, or attachments.”

@realDonaldTrump’s week:

· Flew on Air Force One to Mar A Lago for several UNDER PAR! rounds of golf, only my ninth trip to my incredible WORLD CLASS course in my first month. Yet, the VERY STUPID AND IRRELEVANT HUFFPOST, soon to be sued, claims my flights have cost taxpayers $10.7 million for those trips. Compare that with the $40 million on condoms we sent to Gaza and all that money sent to s*^thole countries. I am being treated VERY BADLY BY THE FAKE NEWS PRESS!

· Fired the corrupt and NOT-VERY-NICE-TO-ME Joint Chiefs of Staffs Gen. Charles Q. Brown Jr. Replaced him with a non-diversity hire, the very smart Lt. Gen. Dan “Razin” Caine. Also canned that GENDER HIRE Adm. Lisa SPAGHETTI Franchetti. I’m eradicating the WOKE DIVERSITY MULTI-CULTURAL KUMBAYA VIRUS out of MY military! As my Secretary of Defense, the VERY HANDSOME WARRIOR Pete Hegseth said, “The single dumbest phrase in military history is ‘our diversity is our strength.’” WINNING!

· Ate at least a dozen beautiful AMERICAN cheeseburgers WITH KETCHUP! NO VEGETABLES OR ANY OF THAT ORGANIC GREEN HIPPIE RABBIT DEI FOOD! and drank 84 cans of Diet Coke. And, no, YOU SOCIALIST RADICAL LEFTISTS, I do not recycle! DRILL BABY!

· Banned the FAILING Associated Press and its nut job reporters from all of our beautiful events. Believe me, as we all know, every map in the world now calls our awesome Gulf, the GULF OF AMERICA! But the DISGRACED WOKE LOSERS at the DISHONEST AP refuse MY executive order! WHAT DOPES!

· Faced-timed with Vlad to discuss my concept of a plan to divide up Europe between us once that LIGHTWEIGHT Ukrainian dictator has TURNED OVER his ILLEGAL mineral wealth and surrendered territory that Russian won. And, folks, it’s coming real soon! Believe me, this will be tremendous! HUGE TRUMP PROPERTIES IN EUROPE WILL BENEFIT THE WORLD! MILLIONS OF JOBS IN THE SERVICE INDUSTRY! STAY TUNED!

Is that five, Elon? Did I make the cut? Let me know. I’ll be in Florida next week, but I’ll still be reachable.